I’ve received quite a few gifts during my short stint as a teacher (6 pairs of socks, leather gloves, a variety of toiletries, and a plethora of snacks and notes), but the Lunar New Year gift a kindergartner gave me today takes the cake. Adorable little Kevin gave me a gift set of canned ham and canola oil. THAT”S RIGHT, SUCKAS! I got six cans of Woori Pam and two bottles of canola oil.
Way to set the tone, Kevin. You’ll get extra smiley faces on Monday.
P.S. A quotation mark replaces and apostrophe when yelling on the internet.